Written by RC.
A family in Raleigh is scrambling to find a Linguistic archaeologist after receiving a will written in cursive. The will is from Great Aunt Sue who passed away after attempting to jump Six Forks Rd by strapping “the good fireworks from South Carolina” to her mobility scooter.
Sue is remembered for her love of practical jokes and sharing uncomfortable truths during family gatherings. Once told her niece Sheryll that she was too good for that “deadbeat hoe of a boyfriend” she brought to Thanksgiving just before the prayer began. The comment was met with two awkward chuckles and a very uncomfortable silence.
Sue is rumored to have told the family several times over the years to brush up on the ancient writing style. Her favorite nephew Greg said he’s repeatedly received memes from his aunt that said, “Millennials can’t drive stick or read cursive.” The 35-year-old said it’s easier to find someone who can read Egyptian hieroglyphics than someone who can read cursive.
Some family members see the will as one last middle finger from their Great Aunt Sue.
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